Google got me.
Oh, I can still muster distrust in that Yankee corporate overlord of the Internet, but it was the spam that finally punched my ticket. Running my own e-mail server lo these past eight years had become a terrible burden. Each week, another thousand exhortations would duck my carefully tuned filters.
Hands held aloft in exasperation, I pledged allegiance to Google Apps Premier Edition, ceded my yukondude.com mail exchange forwards to Gmail's grasping servers, and surrendered some seventeen thousand messages dating back to the millennium.
By my calculations, I have another 155 years of indentured mail service before exhausting my quota.