You’d think that at least the Y2K bugaboo would’ve been sorted out by now.

I was clearing out some receipts earlier today and found this.

Adjusting for inflation, my withdrawal could've financed the second Boer War.

At the time, I do remember thinking that the Automatronic Currency Disburserator was an older model:

"Your $1.50 service charge will help defray the cost of my gilding."