What He Tweeted for the week ending 2012-12-07

  • When it comes to goulash and rye bread, you can never have enough caraway... right up until you have too much caraway. #wisdomfortheboy 2012-12-02
  • I've just thought of the perfect title for my next novel (actually, my first novel (actually, the zero-eth novel I will have ever written)). 2012-12-02
  • "At least I was never described in print as an 'aspiring actor'." #acceptabletombstone 2012-12-02
  • "Greetings , gentlemen ! Are you searching for spicy adventures ? We should propose you babes who can mesmerize every man ." #BestBlogSpam 2012-12-03
  • Thanks to the new rules of succession, let's hope Kate & Wills have a girl, or a ninja. That way, we'd have an invisible monarch on the $20. 2012-12-03
  • Story idea: Young adult discovers betamax tape made by long-dead parent. Searches for betamax player. Message over-taped by 1984 Bills game. 2012-12-04
  • "Only" six rounds fired before a 3D-printed rifle split in two. And here we thought zombies and vampires were scary. http://t.co/8CTf9ssI 2012-12-04
  • The #iPad really needs a special touchscreen gesture that means "I am trying to clean off a smudge, for cryin' out loud. Stop doing things!" 2012-12-04
  • Regardless of how I order the "i" and "e" in "weird," it still looks weird. 2012-12-05
  • Okay, one more time: "Yeah" is a lazy "yes", "Yea" is not "Nay", and "Yay" is "W00t". Next up, "Uh-huh" versus "Uh-uh". 2012-12-05
  • #Sundog alert in #YXY. http://t.co/vAB4YZTa 2012-12-05
  • Sigh. What it's like to be #tall. http://t.co/IEChYPfc 2012-12-05
  • Word needed: that little hop and peek around the front that bus riders do to see if this is the right bus before they board. 2012-12-07