What He Tweeted for the week ending 2013-06-07

  • To the tune of Here Comes Santa Claus: "Why oh why am I sing-ing a Christmas carol in June?" 2013-06-02
  • Should really rename the baby "Capslock" because it'S THE ONE KEY HE'S TRUly mastered. 2013-06-03
  • My fave treats are mint chip ice cream and Dr. Pepper. Or, as most folks call them, hospital sanitizer and cough syrup. So, healthy, right? 2013-06-04
  • The march towards global cultural homogenization: bamboo shoots are now in the canned vegetable aisle instead of the Chinese/Ethnic section. 2013-06-07