What He Tweeted for the week ending 2014-04-11

  • So much newborn baby gear both vibrates and plays cheezy tunes. It's like rafting through the Its a Small Word ride on a magic fingers bed. 2014-04-05
  • I don’t always eat pork rinds, but when I do, I prefer to imagine a time before I was eating pork rinds. Stay greasy, my friends. 2014-04-10
  • I'm browsing a catalogue of wood screws. I'm bored. Not nearly as bored as the poor sod who posted the screw photographs in the first place. 2014-04-10