What He Tweeted for the week ending 2014-05-02

  • Light fixtures should really be sold as seasonal items in the Yukon. I won't be turning on the new dining room light until at least October. 2014-04-27
  • My number one impediment to normal social interaction, as illustrated in a cartoon strip: http://t.co/sprGaEYfBj 2014-04-28
  • I don't think there exist three better words to describe what you will find in a #Walmart parking lot. http://t.co/uuCrfaFFE5 2014-04-29
  • It's telling that, having moved to an area with only DSL connectivity, The script I first wrote and run most often is named is-internet-up. 2014-04-30