What He Tweeted for the week ending 2014-07-25

  • Not surprised to find myself humming it the past two days, but very surprised to find that I recall the tune to The Rockford Files theme. 2014-07-21
  • In meetings, I daydream of the most inappropriate thing I could shout to be excused. Today: "I'm just not feeling very fresh down there!" 2014-07-23
  • Just ate some kind of sprinkley Timbit that tasted exactly as you'd imagine licking a movie theatre concession stand would. 2014-07-23
  • And the award for "Most likely to cause a self-Rancor-ing" surely goes to Hostess Hickory Sticks. 2014-07-24
  • YAYE? (Yet Another Yukon Earthquake) 2014-07-25
  • I wish these quakes could be scheduled for an hour that lessens the chance I'll be trapped wearing an embarrassingly loud plaid pattern. 2014-07-25