With just a little practice, you can #vipukirves the $@&% out of even big logs. https://t.co/PoCeiu48GN
Ok, this is pretty silly. But... tee hee. i.imgur.com/f42ofJn.gifv
I'm all for longer tweets (10K? Really?), but for every multiple of 140 chars that you exceed, you should be shown one more ad in your feed.
Good summary of the state of the GOP by David Frum (yes, the Axis of Evil guy, but not an uncritical ideologue). theatlantic.com/magazine/archi…
Other than the smiling poop, I can't think of any reason to use emoji in my business correspondence.
SensorWake scented alarm should consider the smells of burning plastic and backed up sewage. cbc.ca/1.3390062 https://t.co/F3icotyxQo
Heating the house with wood on a warm day is challenging. The temperature swings between the surface of Mars and the surface of Venus.
This children's book has characters Mozart, Vivaldi, Monet, Galileo, and ...Mimi. Mimi, you get to teach my boys about white male privilege.
New Year's Day and once again I'm kneeling over the toilet. Just to rinse out a cloth diaper, but I can still pretend I went on a bender.
If you don't have any grand calendar-related festivities tonight, now would be a good time to step outside and look up. #yukon #aurora
Sorry to see Wayne Rogers died. No relation, but also spelled Rogers correctly without a D. Like Will, Roy, Ginger, Buck, Mister, Kenny,...
Shining a headlamp on it is clearly as close as you can get to eating it without getting into trouble. https://t.co/sJhEsrNc6P