If you don't have any grand calendar-related festivities tonight, now would be a good time to step outside and look up. #yukon #aurora
Sorry to see Wayne Rogers died. No relation, but also spelled Rogers correctly without a D. Like Will, Roy, Ginger, Buck, Mister, Kenny,...
Shining a headlamp on it is clearly as close as you can get to eating it without getting into trouble. https://t.co/sJhEsrNc6P
What. The. Hell. #smarties #newpackaging https://t.co/1GgtSNKDbC
My brain is aware that «à le» & «de le» contract to «au» & «du», respectively. It just doesn't realize it until after I've said it wrong.
The baby can now climb anything regardless of barrier. So if he's going to kill himself, I just ask that he not raise my insurance premiums.
Wanted: shoes with retractable Lego studs on bottom. Walk around, pick up bricks, raise foot over bin, retract to drop pieces. #pleaseinvent
And with my patented Christmas Cookie Diet, you too can lose this much weight over the holidays! https://t.co/BmnNghDrjU
Boxing Day "sunrise" at 11:45 in Golden Horn, Yukon. #sweepingthechimney https://t.co/JFpUefeqL9
Santa has already come and gone. No cookies though, so the jolly old elf snacked upon cheeseburger chips. Yuck. MX! https://t.co/fU0yBrqGEv
What's a Yukon Solstice like? Let's put it this way: the outdoor Christmas lights are programmed to turn on at 3:30pm.
Finally restored my replacement iPhone after the original bricked itself. Thanks to @meadiasolutions for the quick diagnosis and turnaround.