Just once I would like to walk away from cutting cauliflower without bits stuck to my socks. #surelyaproblemfor2ndand3rdworldsocksalso
Saw Jazz apples for the 1st time. Performed the Fosse manoeuvre to celebrate. Apparently that's not in the stock boy's cultural repertoire.
Did someone advise @YukonPremier that "Mr. Speaker" is a punctuation mark? He seemingly can't go three words without it in the legislature.
There is a plan to end the war in Syria — and it might even work cbc.ca/1.3328962 https://t.co/a8hTxmK8o5
Forget the Six Degrees of Separation malarkey, how can I have 17 mutual Facebook friends with someone and have no earthly clue who they are?
How do you know someone learned math in French? (NB: spy novelists.) Ask them the opposite of "addition". If you hear "subStraction", Bingo!
Let's hope they don't need it, but the Belgian military are very well camouflaged for, say, a pile of autumn leaves. https://t.co/HTbFEh3nva
This mango that I'm eating north of the 60th parallel in November at -25ºC is not properly ripe. To whom shall I whinge? #entitledmuch
What else ya got? https://t.co/oDolBND0P8
It's the Ash Man! https://t.co/Xa2MzkQYKv
A pink mountain morning. Technically, a pink Grey Mountain morning. #YXY #yukon https://t.co/uz2eFVBMXq
Actually, three sheds fused into one; no two of which agree on plumb or level. A wood shed is a standard feature of most properties in the Yukon. Absent one ...