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Brought the sleigh bells up to the roof while cleaning the chimney to give…

Brought the sleigh bells up to the roof while cleaning the chimney to give the boys a thrill. Inconsistent sweeping… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

There is always that one Corn Flake that is perfectly formed and positioned to both divert and somehow accelerate p… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

Whether or not poutine is Canadian or Québécois, marvelling at a story about poutine that appears in the New York T… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

Took me less than 2 minutes this morning to switch to Bell’s weekend price war $60/10GB plan for bring-your-own pho… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

Hypothetically speaking, how bad would it be if I were to—accidentally, mind you—dump a pouch of no-name mac & chee… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

The Little Book of Bigger Primes is great. 871896424859609582029110705858607716969640724047317500855252194379909670… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

There’s no feeling quite like spending two hours getting the missus and kids up, fed, evacuated, dressed, brushed,… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

I’m in the top 1% of readers on @Pocket for 2017! Here’s how much I read this year: getpocket.com/stats/2017/b5c… #MyYearInPocket

The sun has just disappeared over south-west Yukon. I can only assume the star collapsed to a singularity eight minutes ago.

While struggling to pull apart bits of frozen ham from last week’s roast, I was reminded of that one scene in “Aliv… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

Vocabulary simplifies itself once you have kids. 90% of mine is now made up of these few exhortations: Don’t touch!… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…