We’re number 1! We’re number 1! (In a list of provinces and territories ranked by population from lowest to highest.) #Yukon #census2016
This afternoon’s task is to narrate the Super Bowl in French to two little enthusiasts that have never seen a pro game of anything.
Encrypted, you say? Et’slay Opehay Osay. twitter.com/cherylkawaja/s…
YouTube is great for showing the kids things they’ve never seen. Youngest asked to see a cat. “Oh sorry, there aren’t any videos of cats.”
Note to my much admired and respected fellow Yukoners. Get the hell off the @flyairnorth site a goddamn minute. #anniversaryseatsale
Nothing quite like the cold sweat of a truly magnificent screwup. Patience is what digs you out of the hole. twitter.com/gitlabstatus/s…
And that’s about when the #firstworldproblems hashtag transitioned from mildly amusing to increasingly distraught.
“Does 3 Doors Down do comedy?” twitter.com/nytimes/status…
Seems to me the way to take advantage of Trump US is to go all in on renewable energy, trade, immigration–take everything they give up.
As a boy, I dreamt of a sunken living-room as in Mary Richards’ apartment. No luck there, but I did find the world’s tiniest kitchen. #MTM
Haircut from the boys this morning using chopsticks and a handsaw. My barber could learn a thing or two. Also, I got a candy afterwards.
Nothing like a soothing Russian dash-cam video. No better argument for self-driving cars. Also, never be in a car in Russia. Or out of one.