What He Tweeted for the week ending 2012-12-21

  • Waiting for the missus and the mom outside the liquor store. Sadly, this is as close as I'll ever get to being a getaway driver. 2012-12-17
  • Does being the only guy in the department mean that I'll get to eat most of this? #Sweeeeeet http://t.co/KMAoWBMi 2012-12-18
  • Still an hour before I have to go to work. Come on Mayans, do your stuff! 2012-12-21
  • Maybe the #NRA would cede ground on assault weapons if the government promised to issue each child with their own personal Charlton Heston. 2012-12-21