What He Tweeted for the week ending 2013-01-04

  • Friends and family visiting us in #Yukon early in the new year. Can anyone suggest a few skookum winter activities other than aurora gazing? 2012-12-29
  • I've invented a game show for married couples. It's exactly like Jeopardy, except that responses must be phrased in the form of a complaint. 2012-12-30
  • While not a traditional football snack, pumpkin muffins with cream cheese icing don't seem to be hurting the Colts none. 2012-12-30
  • With all of these superhero archers in vogue--e.g., Hawkeye, Green Arrow--what about a mutant crime fighter equipped solely with lawn darts? 2012-12-30
  • "Avocado bag in repose." 2012. Polypropylene, avocado. http://t.co/hHAJ993V 2012-12-31
  • Before selling spoons, cutlery makers should be forced to prove that their products won't bend when scooping ice cream. #90DegreeMintChip 2013-01-02
  • You can tell that Yukon is going through a warm spell: the road signs are snow-free and legible. 2013-01-03
  • You'd think that Google Translate would've improved the English in instruction manuals by now, but my new drill's manual argues otherwise. 2013-01-04