What He Tweeted for the week ending 2013-04-05

  • I'm uncomfortable in my 2nd language, so I speak it in a hushed voice. Or, I SHOUT EVERYTHING IN MY FIRST LANGUAGE. Neither is intelligible. 2013-04-03
  • Phew! CBC hasn't dug up my offshore tax haven. Or, more properly, "pulled up", since it's a sunken boot filled with 1996 copper pennies. 2013-04-04