What He Tweeted for the week ending 2013-09-06

  • "Bambinus Sapiens" seen here in his temporary zone of isolation. Do not approach bars when B. Sapiens is teething. http://t.co/0CeCruSmhZ 2013-08-31
  • Got lost exploring our property this afternoon. Cranberries interfered with internal compass. Finally stumbled out of the bush onto the road 2013-08-31
  • Rats. Brought the wrong iPad with me. And the other one's all the way upstairs. #NotEvenARealFirstWorldProblem 2013-09-04
  • Need a new word for: when children--or, sadly, some adults--hurt themselves but first scan the room to see if it's worth crying pitifully. 2013-09-05