What He Tweeted for the week ending 2014-03-28

  • That was supposed to be MY recliner! http://t.co/ms1s2x0sXI 2014-03-23
  • Just what did parents give toddlers to nourish/distract them before Cheerios were invented? 2014-03-24
  • I am not proud of the two separate times that I have found myself driving the Alaska Highway with one hand firmly wedged in a Pringles tube. 2014-03-24
  • If they leave and don't return, they weren't yours. If they get their foot stuck in the door, they're yours forever. http://t.co/Sg7CbjT1Kb 2014-03-28