What He Tweeted for the week ending 2014-06-27

  • Dear #FIFA, please tell the #WorldCup2014 teams to announce in advance when they will score. I've missed every goal in today's GER-GHA game. 2014-06-21
  • Early morning dog barfing performance means that today is actually the longest day of the year. #solsticeplusone 2014-06-22
  • App warns you of dull scenes in a movie so that you have time run to the john: http://t.co/1NROTuoIx4. Would be handy for board meetings. 2014-06-22
  • Without TV, I'm grateful for CBC's #WorldCup2014 iPad app. Before each video it shows a diarrhea and then a Budweiser ad. On purpose? 2014-06-22
  • I pity the #WorldCup2014 announcers calling Croatian games. I'm pretty sure he says "mumbledee-itch" half the time for the player's name. 2014-06-23
  • An airplane caught by satellite camera as it flew by the #Yukon River near my house. The captain says "say cheese!" https://t.co/0fpJto5TIY 2014-06-25
  • Aw shucks, another blackout in Golden Horn just outside #YXY. I guess I'll put my work away and watch the France-Ecuador game on my phone. 2014-06-25
  • Luis Suarez banned 9 matches and $111K for #WorldCup2014 bite. My 2-year-old would benefit from the same lesson. http://t.co/wtGCbqbKae 2014-06-26
  • RT @saraheliza_best: I totally wanted to watch two German dudes watching the USA vs. GER game. Thanks. #CBCWorldCup 2014-06-26
  • You can watch a small version of the #CBCWorldCup actual, you know, game broadcast if you turn on Multistreams and click Video CBC USA-GBR. 2014-06-26
  • Of course, if you do want to watch Germans in the rain on CBC, I can think of no better way than the film Passchendaele. #CBCWorldCup 2014-06-26
  • #CBCWorldCup video of GER-USA game is now working. Gosh we sure do complain about a free service from our beleaguered national broadcaster. 2014-06-26
  • My French is...not terrible, yet after years of speaking it daily, I still regularly confuse the words for garlic, needle, eagle, and wing. 2014-06-26
  • RT @artologica: Alaskan bear crashes through skylight, steals cupcakes. Polite Canadian bear waits patiently for service. http://t.co/mEQlg… 2014-06-27
  • Kimye duet of Rains of Castamere in Hunger Games World Cup opener blamed for Shia LaBeouf rampage. #epicfail #sideboob

    ... #seriouslinkbait 2014-06-27