What He Tweeted for the week ending 2015-03-06

  • The toboggan hill is burnished to a diamond finish. The hill doubles as our driveway. Let's see you make it up that to read the meter, YECL! 2015-03-02
  • My boy thinks every word should contain the entire alphabet. How many words could you make in that language? 403291461126605635584000000. 2015-03-02
  • I see your 18th century ship in a bottle, and raise you the 17 Matchbox cars I just spent the past half-hour fishing out of a thermos. 2015-03-02
  • "My hands are too sweaty from nonstop puppeteering" is not an appropriate reason when requesting sick leave. 2015-03-05
  • RT @MacleansMag: A new Salvation Army ad campaign is using #TheDress as a force for change: http://t.co/MQxWFmsha1 http://t.co/ETlFEv4YIl 2015-03-06