What He Tweeted for the week ending 2015-04-03

  • Got a bad sugar craving but the cupboards are bare. I might just resort to licking the easy-swallow coating off of the Tylenol. 2015-03-29
  • I keep plugging green peas into this baby one at a time. I worry that if I stop some old lady will give him one and roll three cherries. 2015-03-30
  • At a quarter of six in the morning on the last day of the govmt's fiscal year, I wrapped up my last contract. Now for a nice 72-hour nap. 2015-03-31
  • Spent 10 minutes deciphering strange words coming out of the boy. Figured it for nonsense noises until we realized he's speaking English. 2015-03-31
  • Happy poisson d'avril everyone! http://t.co/ZyAVPxAlu9 2015-04-01
  • Guess where the little boy who doesn't want to brush his teeth is hiding? http://t.co/DTIE9O2WCZ 2015-04-02