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2016 taxes complete and netfiled. As I am fond of saying, the last minute is…

2016 taxes complete and netfiled. As I am fond of saying, the last minute is every bit as long as all of the ones that led up to it.

Pretty cool, @CollectiveGoods. And Pelly gets a highway intersection promotion too. #Yukon #subway

Took the kids to see the migrating swans. While there were metric oodles of ‘em at Swan Haven, they were much close… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

1000 miles from Whitehorse doesn’t compare to Leith. 🎶 I’m gonna have to dream about the time when I’m with you.… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

Imagine a sun of pure sucrose that collapsed under its own sweetness to form a sugar neutron star. I just ate an Easter candy made from it.

“Terribly spoiled boy weeps from within his bouncy castle because his snack bowl is bereft of fish crackers”

Wife explaining to her mother: “You know that song? J. Geils? Na na nananana my angel is a centrefold? Ya? You do? Good. Cause he’s dead.”

Give me a train ticket, even to a different destination, and I would forcibly remove myself from any flight. twitter.com/dougrutherford…

Merciful bedtime brings to an end the kiddie music, which can best be described as “mid-bender Courtney Love sings Old MacDonald in French.”

Mom: “Grandma’s trapped in the porch again.”

I have never not had a computer named in honour of Finnegan. Or, Grover, for that matter (for… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…