What he tweeted: Wanted: app that warns of upcoming door frames too…
Wanted: app that warns of upcoming door frames too low for your height. Bonus if it can spot these @&$% coconut busters. https://t.co/aHQm3TIvcj
What he tweeted: While Mom does the shopping, I climbed into the ba…
While Mom does the shopping, I climbed into the back of the RAV to feed the baby in his rear-facing seat. Now I can't open the door again.
What he tweeted: I wonder how long it will be before the phrase “re…
I wonder how long it will be before the phrase "retiree startup" becomes a thing. Ramen noodles are pretty easy on the dentures after all.
What he tweeted: The microwave blowed up real good this morning. Ba…
The microwave blowed up real good this morning. Back to Bronze Age cooking methods. Or whatever archaeological name denotes 1988.
What he tweeted: There’s a full circle halo around the Moon tonight…
There's a full circle halo around the Moon tonight in #YXY. Like the biggest hydrogen atom you've ever seen (and I've "seen" quintillions).
What he tweeted: “B.C. to add computer coding to school curriculum”…
"B.C. to add computer coding to school curriculum" "The Globe to add Matrix waterfall as somehow-related stock art" theglobeandmail.com/technology/bc-…
What he tweeted: Pro tip: a pizza wheel makes an excellent pancake…
Pro tip: a pizza wheel makes an excellent pancake dicer for hungry tots.
What he tweeted: With just a little practice, you can #vipukirves t…
With just a little practice, you can #vipukirves the $@&% out of even big logs. https://t.co/PoCeiu48GN
What he tweeted: Ok, this is pretty silly. But… tee hee. https://…
Ok, this is pretty silly. But... tee hee. i.imgur.com/f42ofJn.gifv
What he tweeted: I’m all for longer tweets (10K? Really?), but for…
I'm all for longer tweets (10K? Really?), but for every multiple of 140 chars that you exceed, you should be shown one more ad in your feed.
What he tweeted: Good summary of the state of the GOP by David Frum…
Good summary of the state of the GOP by David Frum (yes, the Axis of Evil guy, but not an uncritical ideologue). theatlantic.com/magazine/archi…
What he tweeted: Other than the smiling poop, I can’t think of any…
Other than the smiling poop, I can't think of any reason to use emoji in my business correspondence.