What He Tweeted for the week ending 2014-07-25

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  • Not surprised to find myself humming it the past two days, but very surprised to find that I recall the tune to The Rockford Files theme. 2014-07-21
  • In meetings, I daydream of the most inappropriate thing I could shout to be excused. Today: "I'm just not feeling very fresh down there!" 2014-07-23
  • Just ate some kind of sprinkley Timbit that tasted exactly as you'd imagine licking a movie theatre concession stand would. 2014-07-23
  • And the award for "Most likely to cause a self-Rancor-ing" surely goes to Hostess Hickory Sticks. 2014-07-24
  • YAYE? (Yet Another Yukon Earthquake) 2014-07-25
  • I wish these quakes could be scheduled for an hour that lessens the chance I'll be trapped wearing an embarrassingly loud plaid pattern. 2014-07-25

What He Tweeted for the week ending 2014-07-18

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  • Finally tracked down a squeak in the car. The breakthrough came when I realized it was a very slow version of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. 2014-07-15

What He Tweeted for the week ending 2014-07-11

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  • Raising a second newborn really isn't all that diffi 2014-07-05
  • … Sorry, nodded off there for a minute. Note to self: try to schedule more than 2 hours of sleep at a time. 2014-07-05
  • RT @World: BREAKING: Live picture of Brazil's Christ the Redeemer statue http://t.co/qVwhfydUTY 2014-07-08
  • While today's kids don't seem very patient, as a teen I recall requesting an emergency breakthrough when the pizza joint's line was busy. 2014-07-08
  • So my e-Share-a-Potato-Peeler-with-a-Southpaw app went bust, but I have hopes for "There's a hole in my e-Bucket" whine distribution system. 2014-07-09

What He Tweeted for the week ending 2014-07-04

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What He Tweeted for the week ending 2014-06-27

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  • Dear #FIFA, please tell the #WorldCup2014 teams to announce in advance when they will score. I've missed every goal in today's GER-GHA game. 2014-06-21
  • Early morning dog barfing performance means that today is actually the longest day of the year. #solsticeplusone 2014-06-22
  • App warns you of dull scenes in a movie so that you have time run to the john: http://t.co/1NROTuoIx4. Would be handy for board meetings. 2014-06-22
  • Without TV, I'm grateful for CBC's #WorldCup2014 iPad app. Before each video it shows a diarrhea and then a Budweiser ad. On purpose? 2014-06-22
  • I pity the #WorldCup2014 announcers calling Croatian games. I'm pretty sure he says "mumbledee-itch" half the time for the player's name. 2014-06-23
  • An airplane caught by satellite camera as it flew by the #Yukon River near my house. The captain says "say cheese!" https://t.co/0fpJto5TIY 2014-06-25
  • Aw shucks, another blackout in Golden Horn just outside #YXY. I guess I'll put my work away and watch the France-Ecuador game on my phone. 2014-06-25
  • Luis Suarez banned 9 matches and $111K for #WorldCup2014 bite. My 2-year-old would benefit from the same lesson. http://t.co/wtGCbqbKae 2014-06-26
  • RT @saraheliza_best: I totally wanted to watch two German dudes watching the USA vs. GER game. Thanks. #CBCWorldCup 2014-06-26
  • You can watch a small version of the #CBCWorldCup actual, you know, game broadcast if you turn on Multistreams and click Video CBC USA-GBR. 2014-06-26
  • Of course, if you do want to watch Germans in the rain on CBC, I can think of no better way than the film Passchendaele. #CBCWorldCup 2014-06-26
  • #CBCWorldCup video of GER-USA game is now working. Gosh we sure do complain about a free service from our beleaguered national broadcaster. 2014-06-26
  • My French is…not terrible, yet after years of speaking it daily, I still regularly confuse the words for garlic, needle, eagle, and wing. 2014-06-26
  • RT @artologica: Alaskan bear crashes through skylight, steals cupcakes. Polite Canadian bear waits patiently for service. http://t.co/mEQlg… 2014-06-27
  • Kimye duet of Rains of Castamere in Hunger Games World Cup opener blamed for Shia LaBeouf rampage. #epicfail #sideboob

    #seriouslinkbait 2014-06-27

What He Tweeted for the week ending 2014-06-20

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What He Tweeted for the week ending 2014-06-13

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  • If you want to find something that's lost: 1) buy an expensive replacement, 2) put that away in the most obvious place, 3) "Found it!" 2014-06-07
  • RT @petermansbridge: The fields near the Canadian cemetery at Beny Sur Mer along the Normandy coast. http://t.co/Fbrpm2cVI0 2014-06-07
  • Everyone seems to have a variant of their name that they dislike most. And that seems to be the one that I call them, said David. 2014-06-10
  • Can't decide who to root for in #WorldCup2014. Perhaps a team that doesn't look like me for once? Sorry, Netherlands and Germany. 2014-06-11
  • Pretty sure that the @CBCNews radio broadcast just announced that half a million GM Camaros have been recalled due to a "mullet problem." 2014-06-13

What He Tweeted for the week ending 2014-06-06

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What He Tweeted for the week ending 2014-05-30

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What He Tweeted for the week ending 2014-05-23

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