What He Tweeted for the week ending 2015-03-27

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  • "Spring" http://t.co/rzWwt12ssM 2015-03-23
  • Just blew a mind by showing that 2 side-by-side letter Vs make a W. (Makes a heckuva lot more sense in French where it's called a double-V.) 2015-03-24
  • My new invention: The Babycatcher™. A device that hooks to the bottom of any door and gently rolls the youngster out of the way to safety. 2015-03-25
  • Once again I seem to have scored an "all-manatee" box of animal crackers. 2015-03-27

What He Tweeted for the week ending 2015-03-20

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  • My frequent clumsiness explained: I am not a man, but rather an aggregation of 23 hedgehogs operating a complex system of levers & pulleys. 2015-03-16

What He Tweeted for the week ending 2015-03-13

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What He Tweeted for the week ending 2015-03-06

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  • The toboggan hill is burnished to a diamond finish. The hill doubles as our driveway. Let's see you make it up that to read the meter, YECL! 2015-03-02
  • My boy thinks every word should contain the entire alphabet. How many words could you make in that language? 403291461126605635584000000. 2015-03-02
  • I see your 18th century ship in a bottle, and raise you the 17 Matchbox cars I just spent the past half-hour fishing out of a thermos. 2015-03-02
  • "My hands are too sweaty from nonstop puppeteering" is not an appropriate reason when requesting sick leave. 2015-03-05
  • RT @MacleansMag: A new Salvation Army ad campaign is using #TheDress as a force for change: http://t.co/MQxWFmsha1 http://t.co/ETlFEv4YIl 2015-03-06

What He Tweeted for the week ending 2015-02-27

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What He Tweeted for the week ending 2015-02-13

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What He Tweeted for the week ending 2015-02-06

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  • No thermometer handy? I've discovered a predictive inverse correlation between the distance from the house the dog pees and the temperature. 2015-02-04

What He Tweeted for the week ending 2015-01-30

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  • I look for films on http://t.co/eqe5oErYW0 with the same rating as the year (Reservoir Dogs, Apollo 13, Temple of Doom). Bad news 'til 2050. 2015-01-24
  • …another one: Jurassic Park. 93% in 1993. Coincidence? Or a massive film reviewer conspiracy? Only the ghosts of Siskel & Ebert know. 2015-01-24
  • What contributes to my electrical bill? This is my guess. What say you, @yukonenergy? http://t.co/BOCqhUTMU1 2015-01-25
  • Killer northern lights in #YXY at the moment. 2015-01-26
  • McNairn Freezer Wrap CEO: I'm going to rip all your $100 bills in half on the metal teeth from your box. But wait! They won't cut anything! 2015-01-28
  • MacBook Pro suddenly won't type a capital "r" or "l". Not even with the virtual keyboard. But it will when caps-lock is pressed. PECUlIAr! 2015-01-28
  • Wow. Just spotted a really bright shooting star heading NNE passing just south of Grey Mountain, #YXY. My wish? That I was asleep at 4:46am. 2015-01-30

What He Tweeted for the week ending 2015-01-23

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What He Tweeted for the week ending 2015-01-16

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  • Some mornings, the toddler will let me continue working on the computer after he wakes up. Today isn't onjijjdjiejiq9&%32Xq[ACCOUNT DELETED] 2015-01-10
  • Today's chores include peeling the deck and shoveling oranges for breakfast. So says my French translation of the todo list. 2015-01-10
  • This may be mere coincidence, but ever since they opened WGH's new MRI machine today, I've been leaning ever so slightly towards the river. 2015-01-13