What He Tweeted for the week ending 2015-05-08

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What He Tweeted for the week ending 2015-04-24

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What He Tweeted for the week ending 2015-04-17

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  • RT @Yukon_Jobs: Senior Web and Online Services Developer: Yukon College (Whitehorse) "Job Description (pdf) This… http://t.co/uZZM7Vk8dh #y2015-04-11
  • April blizzards bring May, uh, lizards? Wizards? Scissors? Golden Horn, #Yukon http://t.co/PTYZe7eGbw 2015-04-12
  • Falling dollar: worrying. Resurgent Russia: troubling. Global warming: alarming. A 2yr-old that can defeat any security barrier: terrifying. 2015-04-14
  • Why is the Geiger counter clicking? Wait, we have a Geiger counter? No, that's just the baby grinding his new teeth. What's his rem reading? 2015-04-17

What He Tweeted for the week ending 2015-04-10

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  • My boy's attempt to sneak past while I snoozed on the couch failed because a) he narrated his exploit out loud and b) he stepped on my head. 2015-04-04
  • In for my tri-annual coiff styling. Give me the "Napoleon Dynamite." 2015-04-07

What He Tweeted for the week ending 2015-04-03

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  • Got a bad sugar craving but the cupboards are bare. I might just resort to licking the easy-swallow coating off of the Tylenol. 2015-03-29
  • I keep plugging green peas into this baby one at a time. I worry that if I stop some old lady will give him one and roll three cherries. 2015-03-30
  • At a quarter of six in the morning on the last day of the govmt's fiscal year, I wrapped up my last contract. Now for a nice 72-hour nap. 2015-03-31
  • Spent 10 minutes deciphering strange words coming out of the boy. Figured it for nonsense noises until we realized he's speaking English. 2015-03-31
  • Happy poisson d'avril everyone! http://t.co/ZyAVPxAlu9 2015-04-01
  • Guess where the little boy who doesn't want to brush his teeth is hiding? http://t.co/DTIE9O2WCZ 2015-04-02

What He Tweeted for the week ending 2015-03-27

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  • "Spring" http://t.co/rzWwt12ssM 2015-03-23
  • Just blew a mind by showing that 2 side-by-side letter Vs make a W. (Makes a heckuva lot more sense in French where it's called a double-V.) 2015-03-24
  • My new invention: The Babycatcher™. A device that hooks to the bottom of any door and gently rolls the youngster out of the way to safety. 2015-03-25
  • Once again I seem to have scored an "all-manatee" box of animal crackers. 2015-03-27

What He Tweeted for the week ending 2015-03-20

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  • My frequent clumsiness explained: I am not a man, but rather an aggregation of 23 hedgehogs operating a complex system of levers & pulleys. 2015-03-16

What He Tweeted for the week ending 2015-03-13

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What He Tweeted for the week ending 2015-03-06

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  • The toboggan hill is burnished to a diamond finish. The hill doubles as our driveway. Let's see you make it up that to read the meter, YECL! 2015-03-02
  • My boy thinks every word should contain the entire alphabet. How many words could you make in that language? 403291461126605635584000000. 2015-03-02
  • I see your 18th century ship in a bottle, and raise you the 17 Matchbox cars I just spent the past half-hour fishing out of a thermos. 2015-03-02
  • "My hands are too sweaty from nonstop puppeteering" is not an appropriate reason when requesting sick leave. 2015-03-05
  • RT @MacleansMag: A new Salvation Army ad campaign is using #TheDress as a force for change: http://t.co/MQxWFmsha1 http://t.co/ETlFEv4YIl 2015-03-06

What He Tweeted for the week ending 2015-02-27

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