What He Tweeted for the week ending 2015-08-14

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  • Took the boy to a musical puppet show at the MacBride museum. His fondest discovery? Weatherstripping. In truth, it was a quality stripping. 2015-08-14
  • The tale of Sisyphus is really a metaphor for a parent trying to put away toys while the kids are still playing. 2015-08-14

What He Tweeted for the week ending 2015-06-19

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What He Tweeted for the week ending 2015-06-12

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  • Chainsaw safety pro tip: don't get your foot stuck in a tomato plant cage while felling a tree. What the $@&%* was that doing in the bush? 2015-06-11
  • All versions upgraded. All patches applied. All apps updated. Time to go to work, and it's only… 9:43 on Friday night??? 2015-06-12

What He Tweeted for the week ending 2015-06-05

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What He Tweeted for the week ending 2015-05-29

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What He Tweeted for the week ending 2015-05-08

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What He Tweeted for the week ending 2015-04-24

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What He Tweeted for the week ending 2015-04-17

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  • RT @Yukon_Jobs: Senior Web and Online Services Developer: Yukon College (Whitehorse) "Job Description (pdf) This… http://t.co/uZZM7Vk8dh #y2015-04-11
  • April blizzards bring May, uh, lizards? Wizards? Scissors? Golden Horn, #Yukon http://t.co/PTYZe7eGbw 2015-04-12
  • Falling dollar: worrying. Resurgent Russia: troubling. Global warming: alarming. A 2yr-old that can defeat any security barrier: terrifying. 2015-04-14
  • Why is the Geiger counter clicking? Wait, we have a Geiger counter? No, that's just the baby grinding his new teeth. What's his rem reading? 2015-04-17

What He Tweeted for the week ending 2015-04-10

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  • My boy's attempt to sneak past while I snoozed on the couch failed because a) he narrated his exploit out loud and b) he stepped on my head. 2015-04-04
  • In for my tri-annual coiff styling. Give me the "Napoleon Dynamite." 2015-04-07

What He Tweeted for the week ending 2015-04-03

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  • Got a bad sugar craving but the cupboards are bare. I might just resort to licking the easy-swallow coating off of the Tylenol. 2015-03-29
  • I keep plugging green peas into this baby one at a time. I worry that if I stop some old lady will give him one and roll three cherries. 2015-03-30
  • At a quarter of six in the morning on the last day of the govmt's fiscal year, I wrapped up my last contract. Now for a nice 72-hour nap. 2015-03-31
  • Spent 10 minutes deciphering strange words coming out of the boy. Figured it for nonsense noises until we realized he's speaking English. 2015-03-31
  • Happy poisson d'avril everyone! http://t.co/ZyAVPxAlu9 2015-04-01
  • Guess where the little boy who doesn't want to brush his teeth is hiding? http://t.co/DTIE9O2WCZ 2015-04-02