What He Tweeted for the week ending 2014-09-12

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What He Tweeted for the week ending 2014-09-05

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What He Tweeted for the week ending 2014-08-29

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  • Saw mention of something called "unchat" out of the corner of my eye. Is this the 7Up of instant messaging? No, merely French for "a cat". 2014-08-23
  • While I'm pleased that Dropbox has increased my storage to 1TB, with my rural DSL connection, it would take me 257 days to upload that much. 2014-08-29
  • …but of course my NorthwesTel internet bandwidth cap means that it would take 10 months to upload 1TB, rather than merely 8.5 months. 2014-08-29

What He Tweeted for the week ending 2014-08-22

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What He Tweeted for the week ending 2014-08-15

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  • Try to detour around Alaska Hwy and South Access. Apparently there had been a huge tanker truck accident. #YXY 2014-08-09
  • While I'm unsure of the economic advantage bestowed by attaching two Cheerios boxes together, the glue they use sure is fun to play with. 2014-08-11
  • RT @nixcraft: Q: How do you generate a random string?
    A: Put a Windows user in front of vi, and tell them to exit.

    #funny #humor #unix #li2014-08-12

  • As an inveterate dresser-in-the-dark™, even I am surprised and dismayed by this morning's ensemble. 2014-08-13
  • My phone camera doesn't do it justice, but that is one red dawn this morning. #YXY #SailorsTakeWarning http://t.co/L5SUjJnesD 2014-08-13
  • Pro sysadmin tip: don't leave the terminal open while logged in as root when a toddler is in the room. 2014-08-13
  • Found a new favourite name in a recent @NewYorker: "Snowflake Especial". Ranks with the likes of Zaphod Beeblebrox and Fonkin Hoddypeak. 2014-08-13
  • Tired daddy reheating his coffee for the umpteenth time in the microwave. #ThingsThatGoBeepInTheNight 2014-08-14

What He Tweeted for the week ending 2014-08-08

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What He Tweeted for the week ending 2014-08-01

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  • After a couple hours of utter screeching chaos, the toddler is finally asleep. http://t.co/JIrywvJ3pj 2014-07-31
  • While my back was turned, my ten-fingered tap-happy son has used up all of this month's free Globe and Mail articles on the iPad. 2014-08-01

What He Tweeted for the week ending 2014-07-25

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  • Not surprised to find myself humming it the past two days, but very surprised to find that I recall the tune to The Rockford Files theme. 2014-07-21
  • In meetings, I daydream of the most inappropriate thing I could shout to be excused. Today: "I'm just not feeling very fresh down there!" 2014-07-23
  • Just ate some kind of sprinkley Timbit that tasted exactly as you'd imagine licking a movie theatre concession stand would. 2014-07-23
  • And the award for "Most likely to cause a self-Rancor-ing" surely goes to Hostess Hickory Sticks. 2014-07-24
  • YAYE? (Yet Another Yukon Earthquake) 2014-07-25
  • I wish these quakes could be scheduled for an hour that lessens the chance I'll be trapped wearing an embarrassingly loud plaid pattern. 2014-07-25

What He Tweeted for the week ending 2014-07-18

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  • Finally tracked down a squeak in the car. The breakthrough came when I realized it was a very slow version of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. 2014-07-15

What He Tweeted for the week ending 2014-07-11

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  • Raising a second newborn really isn't all that diffi 2014-07-05
  • … Sorry, nodded off there for a minute. Note to self: try to schedule more than 2 hours of sleep at a time. 2014-07-05
  • RT @World: BREAKING: Live picture of Brazil's Christ the Redeemer statue http://t.co/qVwhfydUTY 2014-07-08
  • While today's kids don't seem very patient, as a teen I recall requesting an emergency breakthrough when the pizza joint's line was busy. 2014-07-08
  • So my e-Share-a-Potato-Peeler-with-a-Southpaw app went bust, but I have hopes for "There's a hole in my e-Bucket" whine distribution system. 2014-07-09