What He Tweeted for the week ending 2014-04-11

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  • So much newborn baby gear both vibrates and plays cheezy tunes. It's like rafting through the Its a Small Word ride on a magic fingers bed. 2014-04-05
  • I don’t always eat pork rinds, but when I do, I prefer to imagine a time before I was eating pork rinds. Stay greasy, my friends. 2014-04-10
  • I'm browsing a catalogue of wood screws. I'm bored. Not nearly as bored as the poor sod who posted the screw photographs in the first place. 2014-04-10

What He Tweeted for the week ending 2014-04-04

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  • I am forever amazed that humans build and then play things this complex. It's as if a mystical force is at work. http://t.co/Ab6W85HI3Q 2014-03-30
  • RT @KatieSimpson24: New anti-Ford poster 3 #topoli #robford http://t.co/fIxKPArGbB 2014-04-01
  • Best CBC News line of the morning: "How did a dispute at a local gas station end up in the Prime Minister's Office?" 2014-04-03
  • Know this, online retailers: If you don't ship to Yukon or PO boxes, I will count the days until I can get it from Amazon, which does both. 2014-04-03
  • I put the boy's repeat-what-you-say-in-a-high-pitch toy next to the radio during a Harper speech. I, for one, welcome our chipmunk overlord. 2014-04-03

What He Tweeted for the week ending 2014-03-28

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  • That was supposed to be MY recliner! http://t.co/ms1s2x0sXI 2014-03-23
  • Just what did parents give toddlers to nourish/distract them before Cheerios were invented? 2014-03-24
  • I am not proud of the two separate times that I have found myself driving the Alaska Highway with one hand firmly wedged in a Pringles tube. 2014-03-24
  • If they leave and don't return, they weren't yours. If they get their foot stuck in the door, they're yours forever. http://t.co/Sg7CbjT1Kb 2014-03-28

What He Tweeted for the week ending 2014-03-07

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What He Tweeted for the week ending 2014-02-28

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  • Wrenched a tooth eating maple taffy from the Cabane à sucre at @YukonRendezvous yesterday. All in all, much cheaper than orthodontic work. 2014-02-23
  • Why does it require so much intelligence to realize that you're a complete moron? 2014-02-23

What He Tweeted for the week ending 2014-02-21

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What He Tweeted for the week ending 2014-02-14

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What He Tweeted for the week ending 2014-02-07

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  • Turns out I can watch the Super Bowl on my phone. By "watch", I mean "squint at". Go tiny brightly-coloured guys that I can almost see! 2014-02-02
  • It's now February 3rd, so Groundhog Day did not repeat. Just as well, since who would want to watch that #SuperBowl all over again? 2014-02-03
  • Our family doctor's website refers you to the phonebook for contact information. How quaint. http://t.co/i48BNMd0mZ 2014-02-03
  • RT @stevesilberman: I will never be able to unsee this horrific image. Curse you, Internet! http://t.co/FyHq07oKzc 2014-02-04
  • Oh so dramatic video of Yukon's balloon launch into space featuring Simon P. as the supercool payload scientist. http://t.co/Q77DRbCAEQ 2014-02-05
  • A budget sick day activity: Wall of Death in a salad spinner. http://t.co/gsFUf2LTs2 2014-02-05
  • Youpi! Yet another Fils du Yukon is arriving this July. Here's a snapshot of the little feller from Christmas Eve. http://t.co/AFSnq2F15i 2014-02-05
  • "This hand-washed mug is still dirty, better put it in the dishwasher." "This mug from the dishwasher is still dirty, better hand wash it." 2014-02-06
  • For Canadian Olympics fans, CBC looks like it'll do a bang up job compared to what's available in other countries. http://t.co/FuKLUtxNnW 2014-02-06
  • Looking forward to the crowd's reaction when the Ukrainian team enters the stadium. #Sochi2014 2014-02-07
  • …trouble is, because of the Cyrillic alphabet, I'm not sure when Ukraine will make its appearance. #Sochi2014 2014-02-07
  • Thanks to a combo father-son sick day, we can watch the #Sochi2014 opening ceremony on CBC's online streaming video. Working great so far. 2014-02-07
  • I'm confident those lace-doily-perched-on-a-plastic-piston outfits worn by the #Sochi2014 nation escorts will be the fashion come year 2050. 2014-02-07
  • While teaching myself Windows services, I fondly recall writing one that always replaced the contents of the clipboard with "Fahrvergnügen." 2014-02-07

What He Tweeted for the week ending 2014-01-31

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  • Ah, month end. I wonder if it's possible to exceed my NorthwesTel bandwidth limit by obsessively checking to see if I've exceeded the limit. 2014-01-31

What He Tweeted for the week ending 2014-01-24

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