What he tweeted: Attempting #iOS10 upgrade. Must. Have. Confetti. i…

20160913.tuesday   comments=nil   twitterings  

Attempting #iOS10 upgrade. Must. Have. Confetti. iMessage. Now.

What he tweeted: So, where did ya want these? https://t.co/XJPQCxBG…

20160911.sunday   comments=nil   twitterings  

So, where did ya want these? https://t.co/XJPQCxBGlC

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What he tweeted: Country conversation: “What are you kids playing w…

20160908.thursday   comments=nil   twitterings  

Country conversation: “What are you kids playing with?” “Moose poop!” “Oh, carry on.”

What he tweeted: Was at the dentist during #Apple’s #iPhone7 event…

20160907.wednesday   comments=nil   twitterings  

Was at the dentist during #Apple‘s #iPhone7 event so now I associate the loss of the headphone jack with a certain scene from Marathon Man.

What he tweeted: How is it that most RIP Gene Wilder tweets only me…

20160829.monday   comments=nil   twitterings  

How is it that most RIP Gene Wilder tweets only mention Willy Wonka? Has no one seen Blazing Saddles or Young Frankenstein?

What he tweeted: Any headline that begins “brunch ruined” belongs i…

20160822.monday   comments=nil   twitterings  

Any headline that begins “brunch ruined” belongs in the #firstworldproblems category, regardless of what follows. twitter.com/yukon_news/sta…

What he tweeted: It’s cliché to say something tastes like cardboard…

20160820.saturday   comments=nil   twitterings  

It’s cliché to say something tastes like cardboard. But the makers of whole wheat pasta did their homework. They nailed it.

What he tweeted: Sorry to learn that John McLaughlin died. His was…

20160820.saturday   comments=nil   twitterings  

Sorry to learn that John McLaughlin died. His was my favourite US Sunday talking heads show–known as the “yelly show” in our house.

What he tweeted: When the boys back up their imaginary trucks, the…

20160817.wednesday   comments=nil   twitterings  

When the boys back up their imaginary trucks, the warning beep noises they make are in tune with one another. #impendingbarbershop

What he tweeted: Vacation was extended while the Internet was out….

20160816.tuesday   comments=nil   twitterings  

Vacation was extended while the Internet was out. Back to work now… unless I need to make a cell phone call. And I do! #piñacoladatime