What he tweeted: Gosh I’d like to open up Office for Mac just once…

20160629.wednesday   comments=nil   twitterings  

Gosh I’d like to open up Office for Mac just once without having to immediately download and install a Critical Software Update.

What he tweeted: Hmm, gotta get a haircut but don’t want “The Donal…

20160628.tuesday   comments=nil   twitterings  

Hmm, gotta get a haircut but don’t want “The Donald” or “The Boris”. Maybe a Gunnarsson fauxhawk? Áfram Ísland!

What he tweeted: So… Marmite should be cheaper soon (or should I…

20160623.thursday   comments=nil   twitterings  

So… Marmite should be cheaper soon (or should I say “rather less dear”). #brexit https://t.co/lDNBsYKNNz

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What he tweeted: So if the UK can vote for #brexit, suddenly the bo…

20160623.thursday   comments=nil   twitterings  

So if the UK can vote for #brexit, suddenly the bookies are increasing the odds for a Trump presidency to recoup their losses.

What he tweeted: Stay or go, the best thing about UK election night…

20160623.thursday   comments=nil   twitterings  

Stay or go, the best thing about UK election nights is how punchy and/or drunk the pundits get by the wee hours. #Brexit #Bremain

What he tweeted: The nightly drag races have begun throughout the h…

20160618.saturday   comments=nil   twitterings  

The nightly drag races have begun throughout the house. Rather more heavy construction vehicles than you’d expect. Calgon, take me away!

What he tweeted: When asked to examine a dental computer system, I…

20160614.tuesday   comments=nil   twitterings  

When asked to examine a dental computer system, I said “sure, you’re scanning files for viruses, but are you scanning _between_ your files?”

What he tweeted: Looked in on my son’s BM only to have it look righ…

20160524.tuesday   comments=nil   twitterings  

Looked in on my son’s BM only to have it look right back up at me. Apparently he ate a bunch of googly eyes during arts & crafts yesterday.

What he tweeted: It’s unofficial Tintin day today. Mille millions d…

20160517.tuesday   comments=nil   twitterings  

It’s unofficial Tintin day today. Mille millions de mille sabords! https://t.co/4khMF9ocYs

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What he tweeted: Just discovered that Apple Pay now works in Canada…

20160510.tuesday   comments=nil   twitterings  

Just discovered that Apple Pay now works in Canada with my Visa. How much trouble can my fingerprint get me in today?