This evening with the family would have made a devastatingly convincing argument for contraception, abstinence, and very likely, castration.
Now that kid #1 has stopped vomiting, kid #2 has quit screaming, the firemen have left after a 911 call, and Granny flew in, time for bed.
Apparently anyone who phones into tonight's #CBCYukonForum and hangs up can take the whole shebang off the air. Love the Jazz solos though.
May the longest arms win. http://t.co/zDSkWlIYgC
And this is what happens if you leave a plastic-body Hot Wheels car on the fins of a baseboard heater overnight. http://t.co/Pmu0nWQuXy
If the burning existential question of your day is "do I fit between the fridge and the staircase?", then answer it. http://t.co/J7sR5Rx5JP
Told someone my e-mail address was "anything that ends with yukondude.com." Sure enough, got a message for email@example.com.
How come I can't get socks with rubber nubs on the bottom like for toddlers? I ask because I just went tail over teakettle in the kitchen.
I discovered that my cordless drill's charger can play Für Elise, thereby satisfying my love for Beethoven and countersinking simultaneously
What's preventing us from dressing all of the election candidates in camo and hiding them in the bushes? #yukon #elxn42 #goodgriefitsleef 08:08:47
Took the boy to a musical puppet show at the MacBride museum. His fondest discovery? Weatherstripping. In truth, it was a quality stripping. 2015-08-14 The ...
Still $1.17 at Superstore gas bar in #YXY this AM. https://t.co/tIed3M3rpt 2015-06-19