Here be the news.

I've given up telling other people -- including family -- what it is that I've been up to of late. Talking to other people, well, that's just not the sort of thing I do.

Instead, I'll just post stuff here. No one reads this -- including family -- and so the net information dispersal effect is the same.

As an added bonus, if any of this gets out by other means, I can joyfully claim: "How can you not know that? I posted it on my blog months ago."

So here goes.

• I ate too many egg rolls for dinner last night.
• I rolled my truck off the highway in 2004.
• I moved to the Yukon in 1999.
• I ate too many egg rolls for lunch three days ago.
• I turned down a permanent job offer at Yukon College in 2005.
• As of last summer, I am five years cancer-free.
• I ate too much spaghetti and meatballs two nights in a row over the weekend.
• I turned down the same permanent job offer at Yukon College two weeks ago.
• I married Carole June 21st.
• I ate too much fondue at the reception.