May pre house the seamy side volitation!!!

Years ago, my brother sent me a flying Astroboy toy from Korea. I never quite figured out what to do with it, but I did look up the instructions online. While cleaning out some old folders this morning, I came across those very instructions:

Of course, Asian folks probably scream with laughter at the instructions we translate for them.

In my opinion, there just aren't enough manuals featuring the phrase "Til the cowcomes home."

Strangely, I never did get Astroboy to fly. Prythee, must've skipped a tatelage somewhere.