- Try to detour around Alaska Hwy and South Access. Apparently there had been a huge tanker truck accident. #YXY 2014-08-09
- While I'm unsure of the economic advantage bestowed by attaching two Cheerios boxes together, the glue they use sure is fun to play with. 2014-08-11
RT @nixcraft: Q: How do you generate a random string?
A: Put a Windows user in front of vi, and tell them to exit.
- As an inveterate dresser-in-the-dark™, even I am surprised and dismayed by this morning's ensemble. 2014-08-13
- My phone camera doesn't do it justice, but that is one red dawn this morning. #YXY #SailorsTakeWarning http://t.co/L5SUjJnesD 2014-08-13
- Pro sysadmin tip: don't leave the terminal open while logged in as root when a toddler is in the room. 2014-08-13
- Found a new favourite name in a recent @NewYorker: "Snowflake Especial". Ranks with the likes of Zaphod Beeblebrox and Fonkin Hoddypeak. 2014-08-13
- Tired daddy reheating his coffee for the umpteenth time in the microwave. #ThingsThatGoBeepInTheNight 2014-08-14