What He Tweeted for the week ending 2014-04-11
So much newborn baby gear both vibrates and plays cheezy tunes. It's like rafting through the Its a Small Word ride on a magic fingers bed. 2014-04-05 ...
So much newborn baby gear both vibrates and plays cheezy tunes. It's like rafting through the Its a Small Word ride on a magic fingers bed. 2014-04-05 ...
I am forever amazed that humans build and then play things this complex. It's as if a mystical force is at work. http://t.co/Ab6W85HI3Q 2014-03-30 RT @...
That was supposed to be MY recliner! http://t.co/ms1s2x0sXI 2014-03-23 Just what did parents give toddlers to nourish/distract them before Cheerios were inv...
Worth a 2nd watch for the New Yorker Animal that says "Oy vey gevalt." And the Midnight Cowboy references throughout. http://t.co/zktx2Sd2dF 2014-...
Wrenched a tooth eating maple taffy from the Cabane à sucre at @YukonRendezvous yesterday. All in all, much cheaper than orthodontic work. 2014-02-23 Why do...
Well, I did it. I finally did it, and quite by accident: I ate one solitary single potato chip. 2014-02-16 You'd think that a calendar publisher would ...
RT @mattgallowaycbc: The best thing at the #Sochi opening ceremony that you didn't see on TV - the Russian Police Choir singing Get Lucky: … 2014-02-08...
Turns out I can watch the Super Bowl on my phone. By "watch", I mean "squint at". Go tiny brightly-coloured guys that I can almost see! ...
Ah, month end. I wonder if it's possible to exceed my NorthwesTel bandwidth limit by obsessively checking to see if I've exceeded the limit. 2014-...
Ah, 2am. Time to put aside work for a mo', put on my slippery socks, and go for a skate on the hardwood. 2014-01-21 My new hobby is gene splicing. Beho...
Sick little Henri-Georges has a hospital bed buddy. He's on the mend. http://t.co/4Iegu2tPDU 2014-01-13 I'm washing down beets and chocolate puddi...
No, I wasn't attempting a Hitlerian or a Chaplinesque homage; I merely tried to stifle a sneeze while sweeping the chimney. 2014-01-04 RT @dmoorhouse: ...