What He Tweeted for the week ending 2013-09-20
In French, there is a tiny difference between "I bruised my toe" and "My ear has a blueberry", but the medical treatments vary markedly....
In French, there is a tiny difference between "I bruised my toe" and "My ear has a blueberry", but the medical treatments vary markedly....
Tonight's garden bounty. More addictive than chips, but the shells do tend to get lost in the sheets. http://t.co/RbGnfStFAV 2013-09-10
"Bambinus Sapiens" seen here in his temporary zone of isolation. Do not approach bars when B. Sapiens is teething. http://t.co/0CeCruSmhZ 2013-08-...
I have so completely packed our 5' x 10' x 10' storage locker that I fear I may soon fall into its gravity well, never to escape. 2013-08-24 ...
RT @Badger_Janzen: I officially move that we start calling the #StealthSnowmobiles "Shhdoos" @YukonHulk #Cdnpoli 2013-08-18 Packing with second-ha...
A little BOFH-ish in spirit, but "Kids Can't Use Computers... And This Is Why It Should Worry You" is entertaining. http://t.co/zE2H9v8wIz 2...
Three weeks between listing and selling the house. Where will this little guy next call home? Only the bank knows. http://t.co/kWqwIflDFS 2013-08-01 You...
I just love it when server logs have the words "error" and "success" in the same entry. I consider it a validation of my whole way of li...
So, do we bid on a tiny rustic cabin, or on a country mansion we can't hope to furnish? Either could be a $500K boondoggle. #ytrealestate 2013-07-10 A...
To the tune of Here Comes Santa Claus: "Why oh why am I sing-ing a Christmas carol in June?" 2013-06-02 Should really rename the baby "Capslo...
Before an hour in the sun, we slather the baby with SPF 60 sunblock. The only stronger protection would be dipping him in molten mirror. 2013-05-26 Most fol...
Thank you, #RobFord, for ruining another mad lib: "At least my city's mayor isn't as much of a ____ ____ as Toronto's ____ ____." 2...