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A bird just flew into the window (grosbeak?), fell, flopped about a bit, and…

A bird just flew into the window (grosbeak?), fell, flopped about a bit, and then a raven swooped in, grabbed it in… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

This is the sky telling me to stay inside this morning. #Yukon

Back to pork rinds and ketchup sandwiches for me. twitter.com/ctvnews/status…

For this and other reasons, I am never without a computer nicknamed “Grover.” twitter.com/grover/status/…

Saturday morning: Granny is teaching the older boy the finer points of MAS*H. He may not speak English, but he’s got “Hot Lips” down pat.

The grouse are coming up the drive for a visit. Generally good company, but boy do they bitch and moan after a whil… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

High time for some burdensome regulation for the credit rating sector. Starting with PIN-protected locks for credit… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

In truth, I’m far more worried about Equifaxians forging my identity.

Now that my signature has dived into Saturn aboard #Cassini, I had better not find any Saturnians forging my name on cheques.

Fantastic, but more Kelly and less Astaire please. Also lots more Nicholas Brothers. youtu.be/M1F0lBnsnkE

Yyyyyyyup. #xkcd xkcd.com/1884/

@cbcanewday Across the country pushing a shopping cart you say? Let’s hope he doesn’t get the one with the wobbly wheel.