What He Tweeted for the week ending 2014-06-27
Dear #FIFA, please tell the #WorldCup2014 teams to announce in advance when they will score. I've missed every goal in today's GER-GHA game. 2014-...
Dear #FIFA, please tell the #WorldCup2014 teams to announce in advance when they will score. I've missed every goal in today's GER-GHA game. 2014-...
Young #WorldCup2014 fan makes a better door than a window. http://t.co/sGrpL6GR4H 2014-06-14 With #WorldCup2014 underway, it seems a good time to once again...
If you want to find something that's lost: 1) buy an expensive replacement, 2) put that away in the most obvious place, 3) "Found it!" 2014-0...
Ah, the 5:00am-in-the-blessed-morning call of the Yukon baby: "Sun's up, people! Chop, chop! Let's get this party started!" 2014-06-01 S...
Each time I cook spaghetti, I save the extra noodles for the next time. There may be a couple of noodles that date back to the Mulroney era. 2014-05-24 Grey...
You can be sure that it's a slow news day when the hourly newscast begins with "Prince Charles." 2014-05-18 Welcome to #Whitehorse, city of t...
Our team's spaghetti marshmallow tower. #hhnorth14 http://t.co/MtOdI4ncCk 2014-05-10 Recovering from yesterday's literal shitload of work: hauling...
The boy's new barn toy began cock-a-doodle-doo-ing loudly this morning at 5am. Which of Messrs Fisher and Price thought this a good idea? 2014-05-05 Ha...
Light fixtures should really be sold as seasonal items in the Yukon. I won't be turning on the new dining room light until at least October. 2014-04-27...
This "This Little Piggy" Glove Manifests Five Counts of Fail http://t.co/r0nQAjxkj3 2014-04-22 RT @dougrutherford: I suppose the next question put...
You just knew it would take something of real significance to force me to blog after a nearly-two-year hiatus. And this is that something: Seems innocent, n...
All of my toddler's tantrums may be explained as "the situation as presented does not conform to my precise, unspoken, specifications." 2014-...