What He Tweeted for the week ending 2015-04-03
Got a bad sugar craving but the cupboards are bare. I might just resort to licking the easy-swallow coating off of the Tylenol. 2015-03-29 I keep plugging g...
Got a bad sugar craving but the cupboards are bare. I might just resort to licking the easy-swallow coating off of the Tylenol. 2015-03-29 I keep plugging g...
"Spring" http://t.co/rzWwt12ssM 2015-03-23 Just blew a mind by showing that 2 side-by-side letter Vs make a W. (Makes a heckuva lot more sense in ...
My frequent clumsiness explained: I am not a man, but rather an aggregation of 23 hedgehogs operating a complex system of levers & pulleys. 2015-03-16
March moose in the yard. http://t.co/MHkBvaouLg 2015-03-07 If there's a heaven, and we each get our own, this is what mine would look like. http://t.co...
The toboggan hill is burnished to a diamond finish. The hill doubles as our driveway. Let's see you make it up that to read the meter, YECL! 2015-03-02...
Toddlers do enjoy narrating their lives in real time. After each house-rattling thump, I look forward to hearing "Henri-Georges est tombé." 2015-0...
The sophisticated gentleman prefers to peruse the New Yorker in his lounging robe. http://t.co/ZdHaeV3vor 2015-02-09 RT @TheCurrentCBC: Quick listen: Anna M...
No thermometer handy? I've discovered a predictive inverse correlation between the distance from the house the dog pees and the temperature. 2015-02-04
I look for films on http://t.co/eqe5oErYW0 with the same rating as the year (Reservoir Dogs, Apollo 13, Temple of Doom). Bad news 'til 2050. 2015-01-24...
I, or at least the bottom two bits of me, can relate... http://t.co/ltXpmc4eNs http://t.co/Lsazvq5dn6 2015-01-17 Dodged a potential Down Under faux-pas when...
Some mornings, the toddler will let me continue working on the computer after he wakes up. Today isn't onjijjdjiejiq9&%32Xq[ACCOUNT DELETED] 2015-0...
Another perfect evening for a dog walk through the bush: crystal clear, -25 crisp and calm, near-full moonlit, and dancing Aurora above. 2015-01-03 I call t...